There live three men, three vanguards of truth
Plus one, so quiet for he is a sleuth
Who battle as knights of the internet highway
Who wipe down their swords saying “I did it Thy way”

In many a skirmish these heroes did flog
a great many devils with well-worded blogs
that honor the Word, the truth that sets free
Hush they heretics with strokes of their keys

Johnson, the chief, that pesky ol’ thorn
Is keen on the graphics; like Spurgeon he warns
Men on the downgrade, and all who would hike
Warren, Falk, liberals and pomos alike

Turk, the hellraiser, he smashes all fetters
That bind up poor souls; with his open letters
He questions and pleads with powerful zest
For when one is wrong the Gadfly won’t rest

Phillips, expositor, Proverbs he knows
Detailed, exacting, he urges we grow
in grace. Misread not the Biblical texts
For he will rebuke and then proclaim NEXT!

Mighty these men, in word and in deed
Shielding us from heretical screeds
And pompous decrees that clearly do breach
All that we know the Scriptures to teach

Voices are many, “teachings” abound
Sea billows roll and toss us around
But thanks be to God for these faithful scribes
Who champion truth and point us to Christ!

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Read the Pyromaniacs and be blessed.